It’s been almost a year since BANG! blew the doors off it’s first party, and since then, the name is rapidly becoming synonymous with something that comes out better than expected, kind of like “woohoo!” or “yassss”.
In order to utilize this term properly, the Bang! kids have provided some examples of how you can use it at their next event, The Big Bang at Bankside Space on June 13th.
So FAMILIARISE YOURSELVES with the following…
1. When you turn up at the door, your name is on the list and JJ Clarke gives you a cheeky smile and stamps your hand… BANG!
2. When you walk in and that really hot guy you’ve been stalking online is at the bar, looking better than in his profile picture… BANG!
3. When you decide to take it to the dancefloor and any of the hot Bang! DJs are either playing your favourite jam or an amazing song you have never heard before. You get goosebumps all over, lift your hands up in the air and someone grabs your bum from behind… BANG!
4. And it turns out to be the guy you were stalking online doing the grabbing! BANG!
5. When you start kissing and the feeling is like a mix of kittens, unicorns and rainbows… BANG!
6. When Alexander Han comes to join you for a cheeky dance and compliments you on what you’re wearing and gives you a limited edition t-shirt. BANG!
7. When you decide to get an Uber home with your beau, it’s there instantly – playing fun music and not Heart FM, the journey home is less than five pounds and the driver asks you how long you’ve been dating and says you make a great couple… triple BANG!
8. When you stop to buy drinks at the corner shop and, despite being in your 30’s, you get asked for ID! BANG!
9. When you come home and you DID think of tidying up before leaving, the place looks great, your flatmate and his boring boyfriend are out of town and not on the sofa catching up on House of Cards. BANG!
10. When he pulls his trousers down and it looks like he doesn’t skip leg day in the gym and the whole package looks like Christmas in June…. BANG!
11. When you …BANG! And its like BANG! BANG! BAAAANG!
12. Oh, and we have to add one more; Caitlyn Jenner! SHE BANGS! Respect.
• The Big Bang is at Bankside Space (32 Southwark Bridge Road, SE1 9EY) on Saturday June 13th, 10pm-6am. Tickets £12 advance.
