Pam Ann is back in London performing at Leicester Square, so to celebrate she’s provided us with her favourite S.T.D’s in the capital. That’s Shit To Do, by the way. Not the other thing.
Favorite Restaurant (After dark): BALANS
Pumping music, hot security, sexy gay waiters, great cocktails and a fun off its face vibe after the club! The food is delicious, but this is a destination for fun, cruising and party. It’s the Grindr of restaurants in Soho.
Favorite Store: SELFRIDGES
Selfridges is my place of worship… I confess my sins at the register!
Favorite take away: British Fish and Chips
The best fish and chips in the world, cures any hangover and puts inches on your hips, which works for me, bitches.
Favorite Restaurant (Fine Dining): NOBU Berkeley Street
Nothing beats a bit of raw fish and a celebrity sighting. I dream of the Yellowtail Sashimi with Jalapeno. If I could snort it I would.
Favorite Airline: BRITISH AIRWAYS
FUCK OFF…GO ON FUCK OFF!
Favorite Hotel: HAM YARD HOTEL & APARTMENTS
When in London I choose to stay at The Ham Yard Hotel bam smack in the asshole of Soho. Super cosy Britishness at it’s best and nothing beats their ‘honesty bar’ and waking up face down in a pillow with some chocolate in my mouth.
Favorite British TV show: GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF
When I am in London I’d rather watch cakes rise than cocks.
Favorite Straight Club: THE BOX
Crawling distance from The Ham Yard Hotel ‘The Box’ is a wonderful, jewel box of filth, magic and decadence with some of London’s most erotic, original, sexy shows in the world. If my pussy was a club it would be ‘The Box’ – full, hot and dirty! Good luck getting in bitches!
Favorite Members Club: SOHO HOUSE GREEK ST
You’re not a Londoner unless you’re a member of a ‘members’ club. Soho House Greek Street is the original House and the best House in the world. It’s a haven away from the muggles. I’ve never left Soho House sober. PLUS they’ve just opened ‘new’ Soho House on Dean St so I’ll be checking that out to see it’s up to my VERY high standards.
Favorite Gay Club/Bar: THE TWO BREWERS
The Pam Ann mother ship.
Favorite Trans Club: THE WAY OUT CLUB
Nothing beats a girl’s night out with my girl Vicky Lee. Steffan R.I.P. and Vicky Lee welcomed me with open arms back in 1999 it was the first place I ever performed in London. Call me VICKY!
Favorite London Bag Designer: HILL & FRIENDS
Brand-new fashion brand 100% British made and nothing beats hand made in England. Poofs this is a must have bag for your fag hag or tranny.
Favorite fashion Designer: JULIEN MACDONALD
Designer of my favorite airline uniform British Airways and the designer of many of Beyonce’s show stoppers. I have been waiting for years for him to make me a Beyonce show stopper!!!
Favorite Theatre: LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE
WHY? Because I am performing there, CUNTS!
• You can see Pam Ann in her show, Queen of the Sky, running from October 1st through to November 7th at Leicester Square Theatre, 6 Leicester Pl, London WC2H 7BX.
