QX Recommends Sailors Sauna

At Sailors Sauna there’s a Jacuzzi, there’s a lounge and there’s even a Sunday lunch!

You know what, we love a sauna. And do you know WHY we love saunas? There’s something quite grown up about them. It’s grass-roots gay culture. Good, honest fun just how God intended it. No-one makes any bones about the fact that they’re there for anything other than sex. And as a result, the sex is often very good. Good sex, and you can have a nice soak and a steam afterwards. It’s a win win!

Sailors sauna is located conveniently in Limehouse’s Pink Triangle. That’s a name we just came up with, for that triangle of homosexual establishments in the pleasingly diverse East London neighbourhood. They’ve been open for a long time, so they know what they’re doing. It’s a welcoming place, with a casual atmosphere and a varied and eclectic clientele.

It’s just a great place like, aesthetically. They’ve got lots of pink lighting and, as we all know, EVERYONE looks gorgeous in pink lighting. They’ve also got a special FUN SIZE shower – a huge shower, big enough for a dozen people, and lots of lascivious lathering.

They’ve also got some super special themed nights. Latino Day is every Thursday, and only £10 if you’ve got a Spanish or Latin American passport. Ricky Martin is topping up his Oyster card as we speak. And on MONDAYS, it’s Big-n-Cuddly, for beefy boys and their admirers.

Lastly, they’ve got a roast dinner on Sundays! Yes, an ACTUAL ROAST DINNER, with Yorkshire puds and everything, served between 6pm and 8pm.

So get down to Limehouse, and dig in!