12/10/13: My, my. When we saw the roster for this week’s G-A-Y performers, we were more stunned than Regina George asking to “try Sears”. Not one, not two, but three acts took to the stage this Saturday to wow a packed out venue, that had a queue trailing all the way onto Charing Cross Road. Charlie Brown opened one of the biggest nights the club has seen in a while, and he was closely followed by The Saturdays who were one short this time around.
Although Frankie wasn’t present because of her current condition (that’s pregnant, not bladdered backstage), the girls proved they were still able to serve up ‘Disco Love’ as a foursome. We actually haven’t enjoyed a foursome as much since that time we got drunk on tequila at Gran Canaria Pride. The girls performed a succession of their recent hits including ‘30 Days’, ‘Gentlemen’ and ‘What About Us’ while backing dancers in go-go shorts showed more leg than they did.
Iggy Azalea then took to the stage in a sleek white jumpsuit that clung to her curves in all the right places (though with a body like that, we can’t imagine she has any wrong ones). True to her style, Iggy took Miley to college in how to twerk – and she didn’t need to do it hanging off the crotch of a one-hit wonder either.
She made the crowd ‘Work’ and ‘Bounce’ to all of her hits, and they certainly went wild as she grabbed her ‘Pussy’ (we do the same after eight pornstar martini’s). Then she laid down her latest track ‘Change Your Life’ that had everybody seriously living. An amazing line-up that we’d certainly welcome more of – who can say ‘no’ to a such a star-studded Saturday?
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Words by Anthony Gilét
