07/01/12: Heading to BJs White Swan, this slightly scatty roving reporter got on the wrong train going to Bank instead of Limehouse.

Aaaargh! Finally got back on the right train, I found a lucky penny so was in good spirits by the time I arrived.

And so it seems was the crowd. These BJ boys certainly didn’t disappoint, and the place soon filled up with a real Saturday night ‘buzz’ happening in no time. Boys, girls and trannies were all eager to see the hunky guest stripper rip off his clothes and reveal what he had to offer!

I’d met him when I had arrived and boy was he sexy! The music was a top pop/house mix and the dance floor was heaving by the time our sultry stripper was ready to do his thang. Suddenly, it started to get very crowded at the front of the stage… we wonder why!

Finally, the music changed and our scantily clad hero suddenly appeared, dressed as a gladiator no less. Stunning! He thrashed his long sword about, his metal one we mean. His other sword was still under roman wraps. The crowd was loving it, as he slowly took it off piece by piece.

Then, suddenly, he energetically jumped into the audience and brought a couple of guys to the stage for some very hot and cheeky acts. My turn never came, of course. He finally got down to nothing, and the audience was certainly appreciative of what this fella had to offer.

As was I! Then, we proceeded to head to the garden to gather some composure, before dancing the night away. No worries about missing my tube this time, this filthy stop out needed a [very late] night bus!

556 Commercial Road, Limehouse, E14 7JD
Words by Mark Storey